Man comes up to the bar last night, orders his second 7/7, sits down at a table. Promptly gets back up, runs to the bar, "Hey, I forget, what's in a 7/7 again?" :/
"There's just something about Jagermeister, you can put it in the fridge, and it won't even freeze! Seriously, try it!" - this gentleman was in his mid fourties to early fifties - seriously? How do you get to be that old and natural selection hasn't killed you off yet?
"You look really bloated (mind you, I've never served this guy before) are you pregnant?" I don't care if I look like I'm going to pop the think out 5 minutes later behind the bar - NEVER the right thing to say to your female bartender! Really, dude, do you think you're getting another drink after that?
"I'll have a captain martini dirty" says prissy 21 year old. "You would like a captain morgan martini dirty, are you sure?" - says The Bartender. "Uh, that's what I ordered, isn't it? And with olives too!" Big ole fake smile from me (clearly I don't have to be a bitch here - she's going to kick her own ass) "Absolutely" - me. Needless to say, she clearly didn't like it, as she only took two sips, and left a half hour later, funny though, she didn't send it back.
More to come, out of time! Happy Thursday!
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I had a chick order a vermouth martini once (at the beginning of the martini craze). I did everything to make sure that was really what she wanted. Yes, she insisted that's what she wanted. She was a little upset when it tasted like total shit. All I could say was "I told you so."
ReplyDeleteHaha! That's great, people never cease to amaze me :)
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